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Where is my bride?
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My wedding dress.
Quickly, put it on.
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Soon you'll live your life
in jewels and not chains.
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Come, child.
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Your groom awaits you.
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Honeybees,
all right, all right!
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Honeybees, all right!
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Whoo! Honeybees,
all right, all right!
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Honeybees, all right!
Whoo!
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Go... go...
Go... go...
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Honeybees! Honeybees!
Honeybees! Honeybees!
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You ready, hildenburg?
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Yes.
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Great.
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I have one question.
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Why am I dressed like
one of the fenmore foxes?
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Aren't they our hated
crosstown rivals?
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Yes... but...
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This year's theme is unity...
For all cheerleaders.
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Have fun.
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wipe out the foxes!
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Boys are cheats
and liars.
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They're such a big disgrace.
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They will tell you anything
to get to second...
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Baseball, baseball,
he thinks he's gonna score.
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If you let him go all the way,
then you are a...
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Hor... ticulture studies
flowers --
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No, she didn't.
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Girlfriend's Booty be
all wrapped up in licious.
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All wrapped up.
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You're pretty dope and phat
yourselves.
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Ling-ling!
You forgot lunch, baby pie!
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Chicken
with fried vegetable,
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bulgogi, and kimchi.
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Thanks, mom.
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Okay. You all learn
real good now.
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Ling-ling? Ling-ling?
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Can somebody answer
the phone?
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Dang,
that's messed up.
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Out of all the Korean
liquor stores,
41
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why did my dad have to
walk into that one?
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I'm returning your papers
on the Salem witch trials.
43
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I'm sad to report that Eden,
here, got the only "a."
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Well, that's not fair.
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I mean, she was the only one
who was actually there.
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Vice-principal Bernard.
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Miss Spencer,
wonderful job this morning.
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You certainly know
how to whip up a crowd.
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As pretty as you are, I bet
you really whipped them up
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back when you were
cheerleading captain?
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Me? No, no, no.
52
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I was much more of a band
chick, actually -- tuba --
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Lead tuba -- honor band.
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well, then you wouldn't mind
writing us some passes
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so we could,
practice some new moves?
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Jessica,
I-i-i don't know about that.
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You know, that trophy
is gonna look so good
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in your office.
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All right.
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whoo!
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That's really good.
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Um...
how much do I owe you?
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It's okay.
It's on the house.
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Really?!
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Who's gonna pay for that,
asshole?
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You are not gonna make it
in this business.
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you total binger!
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April, this is gonna go
straight to your ass.
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"Itchbay" alert.
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Bianca.
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Jessica,
you look great!
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Are you doing something
different
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or just hanging out
with skankier friends?
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Wow, Bianca,
you look really good, too.
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Um... are you eating less
or just barfing more?
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Barfing more.
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Good luck
at the cheer competition.
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Yeah.
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You too.
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Bye-bye.
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Agh!
82
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My god!
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Let's go, winona.
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Jess,
what are you doing?
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Hang on a sec.
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Whoa.
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This is kind of cool.
88
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can I help you ladies?
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Yeah.
What is this?
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Yeah,
I like that, too.
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It's actually
a senegalese lute
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carved from deerwood,
93
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used for fertility
rituals and...
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Sure. Yeah.
Cool.
95
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And you can put
your weed in there.
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Check this out.
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Yeah.
That's beautiful.
98
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It's actually a model
of the prison on robben island
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where Nelson Mandela
was held 27 years.
100
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And before the collapse
of apartheid, of course.
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Yeah, he came out
pretty hate-free, though,
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you know, ready to heal --
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Went on to become
the president of South Africa
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after that -- after they freed
him, of course, sure.
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Wow.
Yeah.
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A lot of people
don't realize this,
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but you can put
your weed in there.
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This is great. Sure.
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Well, if you have
any more questions,
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I'll be in the back
sleeping, so...
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Great.
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Okay. Thanks.
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Actually,
this is the back. Sorry.
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This stuff makes me feel so
proud to be African-American.
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You walk right by
crazy nail,
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no say "hi" me.
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Hi, mom.
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Bye, girls!
119
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Fake pearls!
120
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stop banging those drums!
121
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I didn't even know
you could hear that.
122
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My god.
Look at those earrings.
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I'd be the envy
of every girl at prom.
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Not like that was
in jeopardy or anything.
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Um, excuse me.
How much are these?
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Not for sale.
That's a genuine artifact.
127
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No!
128
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No!
129
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Okay, I'm all set.
130
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Is that all you got --
$18?!
131
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It's a gas station.
132
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Everybody pays with
credit cards nowadays.
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Help yourself
to some nachos.
134
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Hey, that's for
Doug flutie's kids!
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Aah!
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Aah! Aah!
137
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I'm in here!
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help!
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Whoo!
140
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Agh!
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Agh!
142
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You look really good.
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Really good.
144
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Um, excuse me...
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The gas cap's
on that side.
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I'm sorry.
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Hello...
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Full service.
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And, um, could you,
like, check the oil
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and all that other junk
under the hood?
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Like his job
is that hard.
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Minimum wage
for a maximum loser.
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Good one.
154
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Hey... check this out.
155
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Sorry. Accident.
156
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You're so bad!
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I'm okay.
158
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It's okay. I'm okay.
159
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Hey, how much you bet
I can get him again?
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00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,020
Oops.
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00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:14,259
whoo!
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I'm so pretty.
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Booger.
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Booger!
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I told you not to
go through my stuff.
166
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,842
What are you doing
wearing my bra?!
167
00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:05,844
I'm not wearing your bra.
168
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:08,580
I was simply holding it
against myself.
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00:14:08,582 --> 00:14:10,481
Get out of my room,
you little turd!
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Wait a minute.
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What happened to you?
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Nothing.
173
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,993
Did that Cavanaugh kid
do this to you?
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00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,967
All right. Come here.
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00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,969
He is such a punk.
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00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:33,338
You know,
one of these days,
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he's gonna get it.
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There you go.
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Better.
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00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,512
Is that my lipstick?!
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00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,254
Ohhhhh!
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00:15:27,559 --> 00:15:29,394
hey.
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00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:30,962
Hi.
184
00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:44,409
Jess,
when you do that...
185
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:47,378
My whole leg tingles
and shakes.
186
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:48,613
Really?
187
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:52,050
Well, what happens
if I kiss you...
188
00:15:52,184 --> 00:15:53,384
There?
189
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You have to come snowboarding
with me this weekend.
190
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,694
Silly Billy nilly,
191
00:16:02,696 --> 00:16:05,563
I told you I'm not
having sex with you.
192
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:06,965
No.
193
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,533
We could sip hot chocolate
194
00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:10,134
and play scrabble
with my little brother.
195
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:13,438
You call it
whatever you want.
196
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,740
I'm still not having sex
with you.
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00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:18,176
Billy...
198
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,511
Look...
199
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:23,081
You know how important
this is to me.
200
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,616
And when that
special moment happens,
201
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:29,354
I just... I want it
to be perfect.
202
00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:33,257
I would never dream
of rushing you.
203
00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:37,195
Thank you, Billy.
204
00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:42,467
If you change your mind,
we could drive up together.
205
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,335
I'll wait behind for you.
206
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,504
front... Behind...
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00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,106
I'm still not doing it.
208
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:53,244
Good night, Billy.
209
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,704
Your life is like
a fairytale.
210
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:22,507
You and Billy are, like,
totally Disney.
211
00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:24,575
You know,
it's scary sometimes.
212
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:27,678
I just...
I don't know what I'd do
213
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:30,648
if things weren't
so... Perfect.
214
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:34,752
I'm so glad
you're my best friend.
215
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,797
I'll see you tomorrow.
216
00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:47,632
Okay. Good night.
217
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,634
Bye.
218
00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:46,524
Aaaaaaah!
219
00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:55,199
Aaaaaaaah!
220
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,603
Aah!
221
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:07,245
Aah! Aah!
222
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:08,913
Aah!
223
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:11,449
Jessica, honey,
is everything all right?
224
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:12,583
yes, mother.
225
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:16,254
It's just a spider.
226
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:19,657
A really big,
disgusting spider.
227
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,400
Hi. It's April.
Leave me a message.
228
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:32,303
This isn't happening.
This isn't happening!
229
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:36,207
It's sick!
230
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:38,843
Sick!
231
00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:58,462
Ooh!
232
00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:27,425
Hey, dad! Can I have
this cake for breakfast?
233
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:30,828
yeah.
Whatever. Go for it.
234
00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:35,600
Booger, what the hell
are you doing
235
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:38,502
eating my boss's cake?
236
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:43,574
I-I thought you just said
I could eat it.
237
00:20:55,321 --> 00:20:56,587
Ooh.
238
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,422
God...
239
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,995
Where's my...?!
240
00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:13,604
April,
it's me -- Jessica.
241
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,740
I need you to meet me
right after class
out by the track.
242
00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:17,975
Is this really Jessica?
243
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:21,445
My god,
are you getting a cold?
244
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,581
The competition's only
a week away.
245
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,850
We may have
bigger problems.
246
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,395
April...
247
00:21:40,732 --> 00:21:43,034
April...
248
00:21:43,036 --> 00:21:45,670
April!
249
00:21:45,672 --> 00:21:47,605
Agh!
250
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:50,608
Whoa!
251
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,612
You stay away from me!
252
00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:57,515
I have pepper spray
on my key chain!
253
00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:04,789
April,
I need you so bad right now.
254
00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:06,457
You have no idea.
255
00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:07,992
How do you know my name?
256
00:22:10,362 --> 00:22:13,597
It's me...
257
00:22:13,599 --> 00:22:15,666
Jessica!
258
00:22:18,937 --> 00:22:21,605
I'm in here.
259
00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:25,876
What did you do with her?
260
00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:29,780
I don't know
what happened.
261
00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:33,117
I woke up this morning...
262
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:35,920
Like this.
263
00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:37,021
Aah!
264
00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:41,625
And what did I tell you
about these things?!
Aah! Aah!
265
00:22:41,627 --> 00:22:43,661
They go straight
to your ass!
266
00:22:43,663 --> 00:22:45,663
People are gonna be
looking for me!
267
00:22:45,665 --> 00:22:47,665
You gotta believe me!
I'm warning you!
268
00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:49,667
Please, I'm Jessica!
Aah!
269
00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:51,936
Aah! Aaah!
Aaaaaaah!
270
00:22:51,938 --> 00:22:54,739
Agh! Agh!
271
00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:57,041
Aaah!!
272
00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:12,923
Aah!
273
00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:15,826
Aah!
274
00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:18,129
Aah! Agh!
275
00:23:18,463 --> 00:23:19,764
Agh!
276
00:23:29,107 --> 00:23:31,442
my god!
277
00:23:33,712 --> 00:23:36,147
I think I broke a rib!
278
00:23:36,149 --> 00:23:39,650
My eyes burn!
279
00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:43,754
I can't breathe!
280
00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:49,126
This morning,
I woke up a man!
281
00:23:49,461 --> 00:23:54,498
This is by far
the worst day of my life!
282
00:23:56,668 --> 00:24:00,438
April!
283
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,641
Do you remember
in second grade
284
00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:07,077
when you moved here
from Arkansas?
285
00:24:07,079 --> 00:24:11,115
Everybody threw rocks
at you...
286
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:13,484
Because you talked funny
287
00:24:13,618 --> 00:24:16,687
and your front two teeth
were brown!
288
00:24:23,094 --> 00:24:26,730
I was your only friend.
289
00:24:31,770 --> 00:24:35,539
I gave you that locket
around your neck
290
00:24:35,674 --> 00:24:38,676
when your grandmother
was sick.
291
00:24:38,678 --> 00:24:41,812
And you said...
292
00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:43,747
You said...
293
00:24:47,018 --> 00:24:50,120
We'd be bestest friends
forever.
294
00:25:03,268 --> 00:25:05,636
Boys are cheats
and liars.
295
00:25:05,638 --> 00:25:08,572
They're such
a big disgrace.
296
00:25:08,707 --> 00:25:12,276
They will tell you
anything to get to second...
297
00:25:12,278 --> 00:25:17,248
Baseball, baseball,
he thinks he's gonna score.
298
00:25:17,250 --> 00:25:21,619
If you let him go all the way,
then you are a...
299
00:25:21,753 --> 00:25:23,821
Hor... ticulture studies flowers.
300
00:25:23,823 --> 00:25:25,956
Geologist studies rocks.
301
00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:28,058
The only thing
a guy wants from you
302
00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:29,193
is place to put his...
303
00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:30,828
Cock... roaches, beetles,
304
00:25:30,830 --> 00:25:32,696
butterflies, and bugs.
305
00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:35,165
Nothing makes him happier
than a giant pair of...
306
00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:38,702
Jug... glers and acrobats,
a dancing bear named Chuck.
307
00:25:38,704 --> 00:25:42,706
All guys really want to do is --
Forget it, no such luck.
308
00:25:47,246 --> 00:25:48,879
My god!
309
00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:51,782
My god!
310
00:25:55,954 --> 00:25:57,788
How did this happen?
311
00:25:59,624 --> 00:26:01,759
I don't know what to do.
312
00:26:01,761 --> 00:26:03,027
Okay, okay.
313
00:26:06,632 --> 00:26:07,831
Here.
314
00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:09,733
Go to my house
and wait for me in my room.
315
00:26:09,735 --> 00:26:13,771
Don't worry. We're gonna
figure this thing out.
316
00:26:13,872 --> 00:26:15,673
Here.
317
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:25,716
You are my bestest,
bestest friend.
318
00:26:29,822 --> 00:26:31,922
Watch the beard.
319
00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:33,824
Sorry.
320
00:26:52,811 --> 00:26:54,011
hi.
321
00:26:55,681 --> 00:26:57,881
Okay, so, listen,
she bought it.
322
00:26:57,883 --> 00:27:01,151
I told your mom that
you're going on that ski
trip with Billy's family,
323
00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:03,187
and that'll at least
buy us the weekend.
324
00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:05,389
You think I'll be stuck
like this all weekend?!
325
00:27:19,237 --> 00:27:21,905
Aah!
326
00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:27,077
Gross.
327
00:27:28,748 --> 00:27:30,781
Agh!
328
00:27:30,783 --> 00:27:32,750
I've got hair
everywhere --
329
00:27:32,752 --> 00:27:36,420
In my nose, in my ears,
on my chin.
330
00:27:36,422 --> 00:27:38,288
I'm afraid to look
anywhere else.
331
00:27:39,825 --> 00:27:41,659
It's like I'm an ad
for hair.
332
00:27:41,661 --> 00:27:44,928
Okay, well, listen,
maybe this will help.
333
00:27:44,930 --> 00:27:47,931
Okay.
334
00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,936
Yeah.
335
00:27:52,938 --> 00:27:55,339
Okay.
Against the grain.
336
00:27:55,341 --> 00:27:56,774
Okay, ready?
337
00:27:56,776 --> 00:27:58,342
Hold still.
338
00:27:58,344 --> 00:27:59,677
aaah!
339
00:27:59,679 --> 00:28:03,047
Grrrah! Agh!
340
00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:12,723
So...
341
00:28:16,294 --> 00:28:19,163
So...
342
00:28:21,232 --> 00:28:22,800
What?
343
00:28:22,802 --> 00:28:25,469
Do you really have
a penis?
344
00:28:27,472 --> 00:28:28,872
April!
345
00:28:28,874 --> 00:28:30,941
Can I see it?
346
00:28:30,943 --> 00:28:33,043
What is the matter
with you?!
347
00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:36,380
I don't think you get the
gravity of the situation here.
348
00:28:36,382 --> 00:28:39,783
You're right.
You're right. I'm sorry.
349
00:28:39,785 --> 00:28:40,818
I'm sorry.
350
00:28:42,087 --> 00:28:43,153
Can I see it?
351
00:28:43,155 --> 00:28:45,723
W-- what is your problem?
352
00:28:45,725 --> 00:28:47,157
What?
353
00:28:47,159 --> 00:28:49,493
It's not every day
that your best friend
grows a penis.
354
00:28:50,762 --> 00:28:51,995
Do you want to see it?
355
00:28:53,832 --> 00:28:55,833
Okay, fine --
356
00:28:55,835 --> 00:28:58,268
If it'll shut you up.
357
00:29:09,882 --> 00:29:11,515
Nice.
358
00:29:11,517 --> 00:29:14,485
Nice.
359
00:29:15,887 --> 00:29:18,055
I mean, you know...
360
00:29:18,057 --> 00:29:21,925
I've only seen a couple,
but that's definitely top 5.
361
00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:24,128
How many have you seen?
362
00:29:24,130 --> 00:29:25,429
Five.
363
00:29:25,431 --> 00:29:27,364
Not including
my little brother's.
364
00:29:28,434 --> 00:29:31,001
You little tramp!
365
00:29:31,003 --> 00:29:31,935
Aah!
366
00:29:31,937 --> 00:29:33,904
aah! Aah!
367
00:29:33,906 --> 00:29:35,539
Aah!
368
00:29:36,307 --> 00:29:37,441
Aaah!
369
00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:38,909
Aah! Aah!
370
00:29:40,278 --> 00:29:44,148
Motherfuck!!
371
00:29:45,950 --> 00:29:47,451
Stan...
372
00:29:47,453 --> 00:29:49,520
I am beginning to worry
about April.
373
00:29:49,522 --> 00:29:51,922
She has been acting
rather strange.
374
00:29:52,056 --> 00:29:54,057
Is it drugs?
No, no.
375
00:29:54,192 --> 00:29:57,795
I... i think it's
her hormonal development.
376
00:29:57,797 --> 00:30:00,864
She just ate six
peanut-butter-and-jelly
sandwiches
377
00:30:00,866 --> 00:30:03,433
and an entire carton
of ice cream.
378
00:30:05,870 --> 00:30:08,138
And what do you make
of this?
379
00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:09,973
It's April's soap.
380
00:30:09,975 --> 00:30:11,875
Well?
381
00:30:11,877 --> 00:30:13,243
What do you think?
382
00:30:13,245 --> 00:30:17,014
I think you need more things
to fill out your day.
383
00:30:19,384 --> 00:30:21,084
Okay?
384
00:30:21,086 --> 00:30:22,419
Are we done?
385
00:30:32,097 --> 00:30:33,230
Hello?
386
00:30:35,601 --> 00:30:37,367
All right, who is this?
387
00:30:39,137 --> 00:30:42,506
I should have made love to you
when I had the chance.
388
00:30:46,277 --> 00:30:48,245
Father mulcahy?
389
00:31:00,059 --> 00:31:02,526
tell me I'm beautiful.
390
00:31:03,995 --> 00:31:06,496
On the inside.
391
00:31:09,434 --> 00:31:11,168
Look...
392
00:31:11,170 --> 00:31:13,570
Jessica has a problem.
393
00:31:13,572 --> 00:31:15,939
She's only gonna make us
wait an hour this time?
394
00:31:15,941 --> 00:31:18,242
What about the class trip
to six flags?
395
00:31:18,244 --> 00:31:20,878
She took so long
in the bathroom, we
all missed the bus.
396
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,513
Our parents had to drive
three hours to pick us up.
397
00:31:23,515 --> 00:31:27,117
I had my period, okay?!
398
00:31:40,465 --> 00:31:42,666
Okay, now that everybody's
up to speed,
399
00:31:42,668 --> 00:31:45,135
can we start thinking
about how I can get
my life back?
400
00:31:45,137 --> 00:31:48,372
Um, that's definitely
gonna cost you a few
votes for prom queen.
401
00:31:48,374 --> 00:31:49,339
Yeah.
402
00:31:51,976 --> 00:31:53,477
Okay.
403
00:31:53,479 --> 00:31:55,646
Come on, you guys,
let's get serious.
Stop dicking around.
404
00:31:57,616 --> 00:31:59,683
Guys!
405
00:32:00,018 --> 00:32:03,287
I've got cheerleading
competition, the prom.
406
00:32:03,289 --> 00:32:06,123
None of my clothes fit.
I think I'm going bald.
407
00:32:06,257 --> 00:32:08,225
And how am I gonna go
to school?
408
00:32:08,227 --> 00:32:09,993
She's right.
409
00:32:09,995 --> 00:32:11,395
Okay...
410
00:32:11,397 --> 00:32:13,096
Let's think.
411
00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:15,699
What could have
caused this?
412
00:32:21,439 --> 00:32:24,408
maybe it wasn't
an accident.
413
00:32:26,711 --> 00:32:29,246
It's gotta be one
of the people who hates
Jessica that did this.
414
00:32:29,248 --> 00:32:30,314
Yeah.
415
00:32:30,316 --> 00:32:31,448
What are you
talking about?
416
00:32:32,483 --> 00:32:34,184
People don't hate me.
417
00:32:39,558 --> 00:32:41,658
You see, Jess...
418
00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:44,962
Because you are
so beautiful and perfect...
419
00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:48,565
Certain people
might misconstrue
420
00:32:48,567 --> 00:32:52,002
some of the mean and hurtful
things you say and do to them.
421
00:32:52,004 --> 00:32:54,671
Although the things
you say are funny...
422
00:32:56,108 --> 00:32:58,342
People
tend to focus more
423
00:32:58,344 --> 00:33:01,411
on their own
public humiliation and shame.
424
00:33:01,413 --> 00:33:03,680
So you're saying...
425
00:33:03,682 --> 00:33:05,549
People think...
426
00:33:05,551 --> 00:33:06,616
I'm perfect?
427
00:33:08,553 --> 00:33:11,321
Let's make a list
of all the people
who hate Jessica.
428
00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:13,623
You know what would be
a shorter list?
429
00:33:13,625 --> 00:33:16,326
All the people
who don't hate Jessica.
430
00:33:17,129 --> 00:33:18,362
You bitch!
431
00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:34,177
Easy on the coffee.
432
00:33:37,649 --> 00:33:39,082
Ha ha ha ha!
433
00:33:39,084 --> 00:33:40,384
Ho ho ho!
434
00:33:46,558 --> 00:33:48,025
Aah!
435
00:33:48,027 --> 00:33:49,126
Ha ha ha!
436
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:50,727
Aah!
437
00:33:50,729 --> 00:33:52,362
Ha ha ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
438
00:33:54,532 --> 00:33:56,700
Agh!
439
00:34:24,696 --> 00:34:25,829
Hi.
440
00:34:25,831 --> 00:34:27,464
Good morning.
441
00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:30,634
Did you sleep well?
442
00:34:30,636 --> 00:34:33,737
Surprisingly, yes.
443
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:37,774
You have any...
444
00:34:37,776 --> 00:34:39,843
Special dreams?
445
00:34:41,245 --> 00:34:42,813
Not particularly.
446
00:34:44,550 --> 00:34:45,649
You sure?
447
00:34:45,651 --> 00:34:48,418
Why?
448
00:34:53,424 --> 00:34:55,392
My god,
my first boner!
449
00:35:06,204 --> 00:35:07,671
There you are!
450
00:35:07,673 --> 00:35:09,439
You're the gardener
from the service, right?
451
00:35:10,741 --> 00:35:12,509
sí.
452
00:35:12,511 --> 00:35:14,411
Damn lawn's a mess.
453
00:35:14,512 --> 00:35:16,746
It's my daughter's
responsibility
to look after it,
454
00:35:16,748 --> 00:35:18,148
but you know teenage girls.
455
00:35:18,150 --> 00:35:19,516
Sí, sí.
456
00:35:19,650 --> 00:35:21,551
"Teenageros."
457
00:35:21,553 --> 00:35:23,887
Sorry. Richie Spencer.
458
00:35:23,889 --> 00:35:27,691
Um...
459
00:35:27,693 --> 00:35:29,226
Taquito.
460
00:35:29,228 --> 00:35:30,861
Taquito.
461
00:35:30,863 --> 00:35:32,562
There's the mower.
462
00:35:32,564 --> 00:35:34,865
There's your bag
of fertilizer.
463
00:35:34,867 --> 00:35:37,167
Ho!
I'll let you get to it.
464
00:35:53,284 --> 00:35:56,753
Damn, I love the smell
of fresh-cut grass.
465
00:36:01,693 --> 00:36:04,895
Gracias, but... I'm not sure
I'm old enough, señor.
466
00:36:04,897 --> 00:36:06,563
yeah, right.
467
00:36:06,565 --> 00:36:09,399
What is the drinking age
in Mexico -- 40?
468
00:36:09,401 --> 00:36:12,302
Come on, take a load off.
You can finish in a minute.
469
00:36:15,841 --> 00:36:17,607
Hope you don't mind
the light beer.
470
00:36:17,609 --> 00:36:19,576
I had to cut back
on account of the bloating.
471
00:36:19,578 --> 00:36:21,444
Know what I mean?
472
00:36:21,446 --> 00:36:23,647
I also had to give up
the spicy food on
account of my asshole.
473
00:36:25,817 --> 00:36:28,518
We're amongst men,
aren't we?
474
00:36:30,556 --> 00:36:32,656
"Stinko de Mayo."
475
00:36:32,658 --> 00:36:33,723
You like that car?
476
00:36:33,725 --> 00:36:35,258
That's my daughter's.
477
00:36:35,260 --> 00:36:36,626
Pretty nice?
478
00:36:36,628 --> 00:36:38,328
It would have looked
even better in red.
479
00:36:38,330 --> 00:36:40,931
That's what
my daughter said.
480
00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:44,968
We used to go out
back on Sundays and
toss a few baskets,
481
00:36:44,970 --> 00:36:46,670
shoot the shit.
482
00:36:46,672 --> 00:36:48,705
But she's got her own stuff
going on now.
483
00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,907
Who could blame her?
Whole family's falling apart.
484
00:36:50,909 --> 00:36:53,310
What?
485
00:36:53,312 --> 00:36:55,712
Things with the wife --
Forget about it.
486
00:36:55,714 --> 00:36:57,681
I mean,
we sleep in the same bed.
487
00:36:57,683 --> 00:37:00,283
Might as well be
separate countries.
488
00:37:00,285 --> 00:37:03,720
That is, like, so sad.
489
00:37:04,956 --> 00:37:06,823
Ay-yi-yi!
490
00:37:06,825 --> 00:37:08,892
Ay-yi... yi.
491
00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:12,229
I tried everything.
Nothing worked.
492
00:37:12,231 --> 00:37:14,764
I even got out the
razor and gave myself
a porn-star trim.
493
00:37:14,766 --> 00:37:16,800
Wanna see?
Check it out.
494
00:37:16,802 --> 00:37:18,268
Aah!
495
00:37:19,604 --> 00:37:21,671
Boy, she used to be wild.
496
00:37:21,673 --> 00:37:23,607
The sex was great.
497
00:37:23,609 --> 00:37:25,842
We'd be going at it,
and she could still find a way
498
00:37:25,844 --> 00:37:27,577
to twist around
and kiss me on the mouth.
499
00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:30,647
Señor,
information too mucho.
500
00:37:30,649 --> 00:37:33,617
Emotional "scarro" --
Disgusting.
501
00:37:33,619 --> 00:37:35,252
It's good talking to you,
taquito.
502
00:38:08,053 --> 00:38:10,520
Hey, Jessica! Jessica!
503
00:38:10,522 --> 00:38:11,688
Come here!
504
00:38:13,325 --> 00:38:15,558
We've got a suspect.
505
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:17,060
Yes!
506
00:38:17,062 --> 00:38:18,762
Come on.
507
00:38:21,432 --> 00:38:23,767
Something smells
like dog pooh.
508
00:38:23,769 --> 00:38:26,569
I think
I'm sitting next to it.
509
00:38:26,571 --> 00:38:29,372
Ew!
510
00:38:29,374 --> 00:38:31,741
Come on, hildenburg,
don't play dumb.
511
00:38:31,743 --> 00:38:34,711
You hate Jessica, you're good
at this science crap.
512
00:38:34,713 --> 00:38:37,047
Now, just confess
and give us the antidote.
513
00:38:37,049 --> 00:38:38,982
April, it's
physically impossible
514
00:38:38,984 --> 00:38:41,351
for a woman to transform
into a man overnight.
515
00:38:41,353 --> 00:38:44,621
So you're saying that you
had nothing to do with this.
516
00:38:44,623 --> 00:38:46,656
Look...
517
00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:49,626
Let's just pretend this was
an alternate universe
518
00:38:49,628 --> 00:38:52,329
where I actually
believed you.
519
00:38:52,331 --> 00:38:55,565
Why would I want to help
Jessica out, anyway?
520
00:38:58,670 --> 00:38:59,803
Jessica!
521
00:39:06,043 --> 00:39:07,777
Hildenburg...
522
00:39:09,714 --> 00:39:12,549
I'm sorry
that I humiliated you
523
00:39:12,551 --> 00:39:14,984
in front of
the entire school...
524
00:39:14,986 --> 00:39:17,721
And the visiting
8th-graders.
525
00:39:19,457 --> 00:39:24,694
but you
have no idea what it's like
526
00:39:24,696 --> 00:39:29,666
to wake up every morning
and have to shave your chin.
527
00:39:37,776 --> 00:39:39,743
yes, I do.
528
00:39:47,518 --> 00:39:49,586
Who's next on the list?
529
00:39:49,588 --> 00:39:51,154
whoa.
530
00:39:51,156 --> 00:39:54,424
Well, it is cold in here.
531
00:39:55,861 --> 00:39:57,627
So you never put
a hex on me?
532
00:39:57,629 --> 00:39:59,496
I put plenty
of hexes on you --
533
00:39:59,498 --> 00:40:02,532
To give you dandruff,
make your hair fall out,
534
00:40:02,534 --> 00:40:05,068
make one of your boobs
bigger than the other.
535
00:40:05,070 --> 00:40:07,570
I think
you got me with that one.
536
00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:09,939
Heh hee hee!
Hee hee!
537
00:40:13,678 --> 00:40:17,847
There's some powerful
cult magic at work here...
538
00:40:17,982 --> 00:40:19,816
Like an ancient spell...
539
00:40:19,818 --> 00:40:21,551
Or voodoo...
540
00:40:21,553 --> 00:40:23,787
Or santeria.
541
00:40:23,789 --> 00:40:25,889
What's santeria?
542
00:40:25,891 --> 00:40:28,591
It's a Latin-based form
of witchcraft.
543
00:40:28,726 --> 00:40:30,093
It originated in Africa
544
00:40:30,095 --> 00:40:33,663
and then eventually
made its way to Cuba and Brazil.
545
00:40:33,665 --> 00:40:34,964
Bianca!
546
00:40:34,966 --> 00:40:36,533
I knew it.
547
00:40:36,535 --> 00:40:37,767
Most of its rituals
involve a chicken.
548
00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:40,203
That sounds delicious.
549
00:40:41,605 --> 00:40:43,740
I mean, interesting.
550
00:40:43,742 --> 00:40:45,141
there's a way to tell.
551
00:40:45,143 --> 00:40:47,477
A true practitioner
of santeria
552
00:40:47,479 --> 00:40:51,014
bears the Mark of the scorpion
tattooed on their back.
553
00:40:51,016 --> 00:40:52,682
Bianca's always hanging out
554
00:40:52,684 --> 00:40:54,884
at that dance club --
Instant tang.
555
00:40:55,019 --> 00:40:57,654
Yeah, tonight's ladies' night,
and we all get in for free!
556
00:41:03,628 --> 00:41:06,162
Well, most of us.
557
00:41:06,164 --> 00:41:08,064
Trust me --
558
00:41:08,066 --> 00:41:10,934
You'll never get Bianca
to dance with you
looking like this.
559
00:41:21,079 --> 00:41:23,179
No... no...
560
00:41:33,191 --> 00:41:35,658
What is that?
561
00:41:38,163 --> 00:41:40,196
No... no... no...
562
00:42:01,652 --> 00:42:03,019
what?
563
00:42:03,021 --> 00:42:05,889
Nothing.
564
00:42:05,891 --> 00:42:07,824
You just look good.
565
00:42:09,094 --> 00:42:10,093
Really?
566
00:42:10,095 --> 00:42:11,694
Yeah.
567
00:42:13,565 --> 00:42:15,632
Okay. Thanks.
568
00:42:17,269 --> 00:42:20,236
No, she's not gonna...
No, he -- she's
not gonna do it.
569
00:42:22,706 --> 00:42:23,973
Yes, she is.
570
00:42:31,950 --> 00:42:33,283
Wow!
571
00:42:33,285 --> 00:42:35,618
That is so good.
572
00:42:36,654 --> 00:42:38,087
T-that's $8.95.
573
00:42:40,791 --> 00:42:41,891
What?
574
00:42:43,193 --> 00:42:45,828
Aren't you just gonna take it
out of your tip jar?
575
00:42:45,830 --> 00:42:46,996
Aah!
576
00:42:46,998 --> 00:42:49,132
$8.95?
Yeah.
577
00:42:49,134 --> 00:42:50,633
I got that.
578
00:43:28,238 --> 00:43:30,707
I'll take
two banana daiquiris,
579
00:43:30,841 --> 00:43:32,976
one mango,
a sloe-gin fizz,
580
00:43:32,978 --> 00:43:34,744
one slippery nipple,
581
00:43:34,746 --> 00:43:39,148
a screaming orgasm on the beach
with extra sugar on the rim.
582
00:43:39,150 --> 00:43:41,050
Yum!
583
00:43:49,693 --> 00:43:52,795
Better
make that last one a brewski.
584
00:43:56,001 --> 00:43:57,700
double brewski.
585
00:44:05,210 --> 00:44:07,243
they didn't even card me.
586
00:44:07,245 --> 00:44:09,278
It's just like cabo.
587
00:44:16,655 --> 00:44:19,355
how does a butt plug
like that get all
those hot chicks?
588
00:44:19,357 --> 00:44:21,090
I got dibs on the dots.
589
00:44:22,661 --> 00:44:24,761
god damn!
590
00:44:24,763 --> 00:44:26,963
Ooh, he's cute.
591
00:44:26,965 --> 00:44:29,732
Check out the sweet buns
on that guy.
592
00:44:29,734 --> 00:44:32,802
I'd like to get
my hands on those and...
593
00:44:32,804 --> 00:44:35,705
wish
they were women's breasts
594
00:44:35,707 --> 00:44:38,741
and... squeeze the hell
out of 'em.
595
00:44:38,743 --> 00:44:41,344
Maybe put a steak
on 'em...
596
00:44:41,346 --> 00:44:43,713
'Cause I'm a guy.
597
00:44:43,715 --> 00:44:46,382
That's what guys like me
like to do.
598
00:44:46,384 --> 00:44:49,686
But I don't need
to tell you that.
599
00:44:55,225 --> 00:44:57,260
Bianca.
600
00:45:00,365 --> 00:45:01,864
I'll show her.
601
00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:03,332
This is my song.
602
00:45:05,003 --> 00:45:08,771
remember,
the scorpion on her back.
603
00:45:08,773 --> 00:45:10,039
I'll find it.
604
00:45:31,896 --> 00:45:33,830
ew!
605
00:45:37,468 --> 00:45:39,135
The tattoo!
606
00:45:39,137 --> 00:45:40,803
I don't see it!
607
00:45:48,179 --> 00:45:49,512
Right hand, red.
608
00:45:49,514 --> 00:45:51,147
Ooh... left hand, blue.
609
00:45:54,785 --> 00:45:55,818
Ooh!
610
00:45:58,355 --> 00:45:59,489
Ha!
611
00:46:01,291 --> 00:46:02,325
Aaaaaah!
612
00:46:38,496 --> 00:46:40,029
It's definitely not her.
613
00:46:40,031 --> 00:46:42,331
Don't worry.
We'll figure this out.
614
00:46:42,333 --> 00:46:43,566
You're a great dancer.
615
00:46:43,568 --> 00:46:45,935
You're just
noticing that now?
616
00:46:47,438 --> 00:46:49,839
I gotta hit
the little girls' room
617
00:46:49,841 --> 00:46:51,240
before I soak my panties.
618
00:46:54,178 --> 00:46:56,846
Um...
619
00:46:56,848 --> 00:46:58,548
by that, I mean...
620
00:46:58,550 --> 00:47:01,851
My girlfriend's panties...
621
00:47:01,853 --> 00:47:03,486
Which I carry with me...
622
00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:05,254
To pee in...
623
00:47:05,256 --> 00:47:06,923
If I don't make it
in time...
624
00:47:07,057 --> 00:47:08,925
To the bathroom.
625
00:47:08,927 --> 00:47:10,459
What?
626
00:47:10,461 --> 00:47:12,895
You don't pee in your
girlfriend's panties?
627
00:47:12,897 --> 00:47:15,064
What kind of gay club
is this?
628
00:47:15,066 --> 00:47:19,135
Hey, everybody,
check out this guy --
629
00:47:19,137 --> 00:47:23,272
Not peeing in his
chick's panties.
630
00:47:35,285 --> 00:47:37,119
excuse me...
631
00:47:37,254 --> 00:47:39,555
Do you have to be
in here for this?
632
00:47:39,557 --> 00:47:41,557
Well, it's part of
my job description,
633
00:47:41,559 --> 00:47:44,093
but if you're one
of those shy guys,
634
00:47:44,095 --> 00:47:46,062
you try that stall there.
635
00:47:49,033 --> 00:47:52,034
There's someone
in there.
636
00:47:52,036 --> 00:47:54,337
And they're gonna be in there
for a long time, too.
637
00:47:54,339 --> 00:47:56,539
I told him to stay away
from the calamari.
638
00:47:59,344 --> 00:48:02,578
Some folks think they can eat
anything that crawls.
639
00:48:12,456 --> 00:48:13,890
Would you mind?
640
00:48:31,508 --> 00:48:32,508
Ooh!!
641
00:48:32,510 --> 00:48:34,176
Ooh, hoo!
642
00:48:38,249 --> 00:48:41,317
Excuse me?
643
00:48:41,319 --> 00:48:43,319
Why is there ice in there?
644
00:48:43,321 --> 00:48:45,688
Ooh! I wouldn't have
done that.
645
00:48:59,436 --> 00:49:02,004
You're good at that.
646
00:49:02,006 --> 00:49:04,640
You make it look so easy.
647
00:49:14,518 --> 00:49:15,985
Why don't you just
take a picture?
648
00:49:20,691 --> 00:49:23,259
all right.
649
00:49:23,261 --> 00:49:24,593
Here goes.
650
00:49:24,595 --> 00:49:29,398
Disgusting! Wrinkly!
Gross!
651
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:30,633
Ew!
652
00:49:32,370 --> 00:49:35,671
I've never
done this before.
653
00:49:35,673 --> 00:49:37,006
It's going all over.
654
00:49:37,008 --> 00:49:39,408
It's always good
to aim at something,
655
00:49:39,410 --> 00:49:42,278
like that cigarette there...
Or the big mint.
656
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:43,679
It's going everywhere!
657
00:49:43,681 --> 00:49:45,748
You got to hold on
to it.
658
00:49:45,750 --> 00:49:49,518
not too tight, but enough to
let it know you're the boss.
659
00:49:52,757 --> 00:49:54,657
See that fly?
660
00:49:54,659 --> 00:49:56,559
Aim for it.
661
00:49:56,561 --> 00:49:58,694
That's -- that's helping.
662
00:49:58,696 --> 00:50:00,096
That's it.
663
00:50:01,631 --> 00:50:04,133
Remember, if you shake it
more than twice,
664
00:50:04,267 --> 00:50:05,501
you're playing with it.
665
00:50:18,349 --> 00:50:20,716
I don't know how I could
ever thank you.
666
00:50:31,528 --> 00:50:32,661
Hi!
667
00:50:32,663 --> 00:50:34,430
That was
an experience.
668
00:50:34,432 --> 00:50:35,498
Here's your drink.
669
00:50:35,500 --> 00:50:37,033
Is there any ice
in here?
670
00:50:37,035 --> 00:50:37,800
No.
671
00:50:37,802 --> 00:50:39,368
Thank god!
672
00:50:39,370 --> 00:50:41,537
Hey...
aren't you that chick
673
00:50:41,539 --> 00:50:44,373
who's having sex
with that college guy?
674
00:50:44,375 --> 00:50:45,441
No!
675
00:50:45,443 --> 00:50:46,575
Wanna be?
676
00:50:52,716 --> 00:50:55,518
She's not interested,
okay?
677
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:57,720
So why don't you
just back off?
678
00:50:58,755 --> 00:51:00,456
Okay, grandpa.
679
00:51:00,458 --> 00:51:03,626
What are you, their pimp,
and these are your skank hoes?
680
00:51:11,468 --> 00:51:15,104
You and me, right now --
Let's go.
681
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:17,573
Where we going?
682
00:51:18,643 --> 00:51:20,376
Aah!
No!
683
00:51:28,351 --> 00:51:30,119
Jess!
684
00:51:32,123 --> 00:51:34,457
Come on, Jess.
Come on!
You can do it.
685
00:51:34,459 --> 00:51:36,292
What do you got, geezer?
Come on!
686
00:51:38,596 --> 00:51:39,562
You can do it!
Come on!
687
00:51:39,564 --> 00:51:41,163
Show me what you got!
688
00:51:41,165 --> 00:51:42,631
Come on!
689
00:51:46,670 --> 00:51:48,170
What the...
690
00:51:48,172 --> 00:51:49,338
What's he doing?
691
00:51:49,340 --> 00:51:50,739
Some kind of tae-queer-do.
692
00:51:52,243 --> 00:51:53,209
That's it!
693
00:51:54,178 --> 00:51:56,212
No! Aaah!
694
00:52:04,689 --> 00:52:06,322
Aah!
695
00:52:08,860 --> 00:52:10,392
Ha ha!
696
00:52:10,394 --> 00:52:11,660
Yeah!
697
00:52:13,396 --> 00:52:14,630
Yeah!
698
00:52:14,632 --> 00:52:16,298
Jess!
699
00:52:17,335 --> 00:52:18,601
Ooh, yeah!
Yeah! Yes!
700
00:52:20,671 --> 00:52:24,473
That really does hurt.
701
00:52:24,475 --> 00:52:27,476
Thanks for
sticking up for me.
702
00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:29,778
Now go kick some ass.
703
00:52:35,185 --> 00:52:36,619
Aah!!
704
00:52:42,727 --> 00:52:44,160
Aah!
705
00:52:45,897 --> 00:52:50,833
You think you're so
cool 'cause you can
pee with your penis.
706
00:52:50,835 --> 00:52:52,668
Get a new conditioner.
707
00:52:52,670 --> 00:52:54,637
Your ends are totally split.
708
00:53:01,279 --> 00:53:02,778
You rock!
709
00:53:05,549 --> 00:53:07,216
April, I don't know.
710
00:53:07,218 --> 00:53:09,652
Come on.
This is the only way
you can be in school.
711
00:53:09,654 --> 00:53:12,621
here comes Jake.
712
00:53:12,623 --> 00:53:14,190
Hi!
Hey, baby.
713
00:53:15,259 --> 00:53:16,592
So, skiing sucked.
714
00:53:16,594 --> 00:53:19,328
I mean, you didn't miss a thing.
It was all mushed out.
715
00:53:21,465 --> 00:53:23,199
What's with the scarf?
716
00:53:23,201 --> 00:53:24,633
It's kinda chilly in here.
717
00:53:33,744 --> 00:53:35,778
Ski rash.
718
00:53:37,681 --> 00:53:39,615
So, I'm gonna --
719
00:53:39,617 --> 00:53:42,651
I better -- I'm gonna
go to class, so... All right.
720
00:53:45,722 --> 00:53:47,856
April, I am so sorry.
721
00:53:47,858 --> 00:53:50,659
he didn't
even ask me to the prom.
722
00:53:52,696 --> 00:53:54,763
Jake and I are so over.
723
00:53:56,299 --> 00:53:58,367
Okay...
724
00:53:58,369 --> 00:54:00,769
Now, you get in there.
725
00:54:02,006 --> 00:54:04,406
And remember --
Your name is Spence.
726
00:54:04,541 --> 00:54:07,843
I must tell you... Spence,
there are applicants
727
00:54:07,845 --> 00:54:11,280
who actually have
prior janitorial experience.
728
00:54:11,282 --> 00:54:12,514
Your hair --
729
00:54:12,516 --> 00:54:14,683
It has such bounce.
730
00:54:14,685 --> 00:54:16,852
It's this new cream ri--
731
00:54:16,854 --> 00:54:18,587
Um, anyway,
a-as I was saying,
732
00:54:18,589 --> 00:54:20,856
you haven't really
provided me with --
733
00:54:20,858 --> 00:54:25,628
Look...
734
00:54:25,630 --> 00:54:27,796
I'll be honest
with you.
735
00:54:27,798 --> 00:54:29,598
I'm a struggling musician.
736
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:31,867
Ever since my days
playing the tuba
737
00:54:32,002 --> 00:54:33,636
in the high-school
marching band --
738
00:54:33,638 --> 00:54:36,772
Y-you -- you --
You play the tuba?
739
00:54:36,774 --> 00:54:37,906
Yes...
740
00:54:37,908 --> 00:54:39,742
In the honor band.
741
00:54:44,382 --> 00:54:47,683
Well, Spence, I'd be going
out on a limb here, but --
742
00:54:47,685 --> 00:54:49,318
You won't regret it,
I promise.
743
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:50,886
Thank you, miss Bernard.
Thank you.
744
00:54:50,888 --> 00:54:53,389
please,
call me Marjorie.
745
00:54:53,523 --> 00:54:54,923
Marjorie.
746
00:54:54,925 --> 00:54:58,027
Now, if you'll just fill out
the security portion here
747
00:54:58,029 --> 00:54:59,528
of the form...
748
00:54:59,530 --> 00:55:00,663
all right.
749
00:55:09,773 --> 00:55:10,839
Billy...
750
00:55:10,841 --> 00:55:12,474
Aah!
751
00:55:12,476 --> 00:55:13,876
We need to talk.
752
00:55:14,010 --> 00:55:15,511
About what?!
753
00:55:18,715 --> 00:55:20,616
I called you
on your ski trip to --
754
00:55:20,618 --> 00:55:21,684
That was you?!
755
00:55:21,686 --> 00:55:23,452
Yeah.
756
00:55:23,586 --> 00:55:24,586
God!
757
00:55:25,689 --> 00:55:27,623
I can explain.
758
00:55:27,625 --> 00:55:29,925
Billy, wait!
759
00:55:39,704 --> 00:55:41,670
I gotta do what?
760
00:55:48,512 --> 00:55:50,746
hi, there. I miss you.
761
00:55:50,748 --> 00:55:51,780
Hi, Sam.
762
00:55:54,718 --> 00:55:56,719
Hey, taquito, think fast.
763
00:55:59,889 --> 00:56:01,690
you got me, señor.
764
00:56:01,692 --> 00:56:02,991
Taquito, pick up that ball.
765
00:56:02,993 --> 00:56:04,460
You and me are gonna
shoot some hoops.
766
00:56:07,732 --> 00:56:08,931
gotcha!
767
00:56:08,933 --> 00:56:10,632
Back to Tijuana!
768
00:56:30,787 --> 00:56:36,658
Go-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-al!
769
00:56:39,430 --> 00:56:41,430
how are things
with the missus, señor?
770
00:56:41,432 --> 00:56:43,432
Still not getting any.
771
00:56:46,636 --> 00:56:48,670
When was the last time
you kissed her?
772
00:56:48,672 --> 00:56:51,607
You mean, kiss her,
or kiss her kiss her?
773
00:56:54,077 --> 00:56:55,711
Eugggh!
774
00:56:55,713 --> 00:56:58,947
Señor, sometimes when
a woman is ignoring you,
775
00:56:58,949 --> 00:57:01,116
that's when
she wants you the most.
776
00:57:01,118 --> 00:57:04,119
She's only waiting for you
to open up her passion,
777
00:57:04,121 --> 00:57:09,658
which is like a waterfall
waiting to explode.
778
00:57:11,494 --> 00:57:14,196
You must get a lot
of enchilada, taquito.
779
00:57:14,198 --> 00:57:15,664
Come on, bring it!
780
00:57:21,538 --> 00:57:22,805
Tres points, señor.
781
00:57:22,807 --> 00:57:24,506
Lucky shot.
782
00:57:29,646 --> 00:57:31,046
My outs again, señor.
783
00:57:44,728 --> 00:57:48,564
How did you know I don't
move so well to my right?
784
00:57:54,938 --> 00:57:56,038
Booger?
785
00:57:57,507 --> 00:57:58,941
Have you
seen your sister?
786
00:57:58,943 --> 00:58:00,776
I feel like I haven't
talked to her in days.
787
00:58:03,213 --> 00:58:05,514
She was here a minute ago.
You just missed her.
788
00:58:11,020 --> 00:58:12,621
Good game.
789
00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:20,696
señor Richie?
790
00:58:21,764 --> 00:58:24,666
I need to tell you
something...
791
00:58:24,801 --> 00:58:26,635
but I can't.
792
00:58:26,637 --> 00:58:28,604
What do you got
going on, taquito?
793
00:58:31,908 --> 00:58:34,776
I'm not really a gardener.
794
00:58:36,045 --> 00:58:39,214
I agree with that.
The roses look like shit.
795
00:58:41,085 --> 00:58:42,784
I'm sorry.
796
00:58:42,786 --> 00:58:44,753
Come on, now,
easy there, big fella.
797
00:58:44,888 --> 00:58:47,189
They're just roses.
798
00:58:47,191 --> 00:58:50,158
I want to tell you...
799
00:58:50,293 --> 00:58:55,097
I think you're the greatest dad
in the world.
800
00:58:55,099 --> 00:58:59,067
Any kid would be lucky
to have you as their father.
801
00:59:01,971 --> 00:59:03,772
Thanks, taquito.
802
00:59:05,209 --> 00:59:07,609
I'd hate to see you
after you lose a game.
803
00:59:19,122 --> 00:59:21,623
Okay, did you eat
any wolfsbane?
804
00:59:21,625 --> 00:59:24,192
No.
805
00:59:24,194 --> 00:59:26,828
Any sex with a leprechaun?
806
00:59:26,830 --> 00:59:28,564
Not recently.
807
00:59:33,903 --> 00:59:35,304
My god.
808
00:59:38,641 --> 00:59:40,876
You know, they should come
with a warning --
809
00:59:40,878 --> 00:59:42,878
"earrings may come
with penis."
810
00:59:44,814 --> 00:59:47,249
this be some serious shit.
811
00:59:47,251 --> 00:59:50,819
Those belonged
to Princess nawa.
812
00:59:50,821 --> 00:59:52,220
There's a myth
813
00:59:52,222 --> 00:59:56,792
of her using the earrings
to escape a bad marriage.
814
00:59:58,828 --> 01:00:00,262
But she didn't know
815
01:00:00,264 --> 01:00:03,765
that she had to bring
the earrings back together,
816
01:00:03,767 --> 01:00:08,003
and she lived out her life
as a slave girl.
817
01:00:08,005 --> 01:00:11,139
Now, it appears that
this myth is anything but.
818
01:00:12,676 --> 01:00:15,777
Would you stop
with the damn drumming?
819
01:00:18,715 --> 01:00:20,015
I'm sorry.
820
01:00:20,017 --> 01:00:23,819
I... just was really
getting into your story.
821
01:00:26,222 --> 01:00:29,691
You've got to find
that other earring
822
01:00:29,693 --> 01:00:33,061
and unite them
before the full moon end.
823
01:00:48,345 --> 01:00:50,679
I got you, babe.
Don't worry about it.
824
01:00:54,051 --> 01:00:55,784
Hey, ling-ling!
825
01:00:55,786 --> 01:00:57,786
Ling-ling!
826
01:00:57,788 --> 01:01:00,055
Ling-ling, look!
827
01:01:00,189 --> 01:01:03,058
Look, I help!
I help you!
828
01:01:17,975 --> 01:01:19,041
Hey, Billy.
829
01:01:22,279 --> 01:01:23,178
Yeah!
830
01:01:23,180 --> 01:01:24,980
Is he okay?
831
01:01:24,982 --> 01:01:26,748
Whoo!
832
01:01:31,254 --> 01:01:33,155
what's the matter, man?
833
01:01:33,157 --> 01:01:35,123
You afraid the janitor's
gonna see your dingdong?
834
01:01:40,463 --> 01:01:42,464
So, what's up
with you and the prom queen?
835
01:01:42,466 --> 01:01:45,300
I don't know.
836
01:01:45,435 --> 01:01:48,470
I thought everything was fine,
but I guess I was wrong.
837
01:01:48,472 --> 01:01:50,872
See, that's why
you gotta have a spare, man.
838
01:01:50,874 --> 01:01:53,041
That's what April is.
She's my spare.
839
01:01:53,043 --> 01:01:53,942
Spare?
840
01:01:54,077 --> 01:01:55,844
Yeah, she's my backup.
841
01:01:55,846 --> 01:01:57,713
I mean, she was a fun ride --
No doubt about this --
842
01:01:57,715 --> 01:01:59,448
But she is
a previously owned vehicle.
843
01:01:59,450 --> 01:02:01,283
I'm into that new-car smell.
844
01:02:01,417 --> 01:02:03,185
You asshole!
845
01:02:05,722 --> 01:02:08,123
W-whoever left these
towels over here...
846
01:02:08,125 --> 01:02:09,925
Is an asshole.
847
01:02:14,197 --> 01:02:17,766
Now, this new chick I got --
848
01:02:17,768 --> 01:02:19,501
Dude, she is gonna be
the hottest chick at the prom.
849
01:02:19,503 --> 01:02:21,837
I bet one of her
little hottie friends
850
01:02:21,839 --> 01:02:23,205
would love to go out
with the quarterback.
851
01:02:23,207 --> 01:02:25,907
I don't know, man.
Come on, man.
852
01:02:25,909 --> 01:02:28,110
Maybe this one will
put out, unlike that
cold fish, Jessica.
853
01:02:28,112 --> 01:02:30,746
You go to hell!
854
01:02:33,116 --> 01:02:37,252
Whoever left
these showers on...
855
01:02:37,254 --> 01:02:39,121
Go to... Hell.
856
01:02:40,423 --> 01:02:42,991
Hey...
857
01:02:42,993 --> 01:02:46,828
Jessica's anything
but a cold fish, all right?
858
01:02:48,965 --> 01:02:52,400
She's the most amazing girl
in the whole world.
859
01:02:52,402 --> 01:02:56,505
Dude, you've never even
been out of California.
860
01:02:56,507 --> 01:02:58,507
I don't care.
861
01:02:58,509 --> 01:03:00,509
I love her.
862
01:03:00,511 --> 01:03:02,110
I mean, I know she thinks
863
01:03:02,112 --> 01:03:03,979
I only want to have
sex with her,
864
01:03:03,981 --> 01:03:05,947
but that's not
what it's about.
865
01:03:05,949 --> 01:03:09,851
I mean,
when that moment comes...
866
01:03:09,853 --> 01:03:12,287
I want it to be perfect.
867
01:03:14,891 --> 01:03:16,224
Wow.
868
01:03:16,226 --> 01:03:18,560
That is the gayest thing
I have ever heard.
869
01:03:22,865 --> 01:03:25,133
She's the only girl
that makes my heart
870
01:03:25,135 --> 01:03:27,569
beat faster and slower
at the same time.
871
01:03:30,339 --> 01:03:32,808
When I'm not with her...
872
01:03:32,810 --> 01:03:34,509
I'm not living.
873
01:03:36,512 --> 01:03:41,249
I'm only existing until I can
hold her in my arms again.
874
01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:46,822
Gay, gay, gay, gay.
875
01:03:54,463 --> 01:03:58,099
Somebody shit in the locker.
876
01:04:14,317 --> 01:04:16,918
Can I help you
find something?
877
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:20,388
I-i was looking for my...
878
01:04:20,390 --> 01:04:21,590
Earring.
879
01:04:21,592 --> 01:04:24,125
It,
accidentally fell...
880
01:04:24,127 --> 01:04:26,228
Into the lawn mower...
881
01:04:26,230 --> 01:04:29,898
And, Ricocheted
into the window.
882
01:04:33,536 --> 01:04:35,937
I've always liked
earrings on men.
883
01:04:35,939 --> 01:04:37,606
Would you like some lemonade?
884
01:04:40,376 --> 01:04:41,576
Here you go, taquito.
885
01:04:41,578 --> 01:04:43,945
It's got a Mexican flavor
to it.
886
01:04:53,657 --> 01:04:55,190
What the hell is that?!
887
01:04:55,192 --> 01:04:58,326
Quesadilla and spicy menudo
with jalapeños --
888
01:04:58,328 --> 01:04:59,594
Your national dish.
889
01:05:02,499 --> 01:05:05,066
I'm sorry.
890
01:05:06,570 --> 01:05:10,138
it's been so long
since I heard you laugh.
891
01:05:11,674 --> 01:05:13,508
I mean...
892
01:05:13,510 --> 01:05:16,144
Since I started
working here.
893
01:05:19,950 --> 01:05:21,016
Back!
894
01:05:24,021 --> 01:05:26,488
I -- I am so sorry.
895
01:05:26,490 --> 01:05:28,490
no problemo.
896
01:05:31,428 --> 01:05:34,262
No problemo.
897
01:05:35,399 --> 01:05:37,999
aah! Carol! Carol! Please!
898
01:05:38,001 --> 01:05:40,135
This would be
very unnatural for me
899
01:05:40,137 --> 01:05:42,304
in at least
five different ways!
900
01:05:46,042 --> 01:05:49,678
So... you like men?
901
01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:51,279
Of course I do.
902
01:05:51,281 --> 01:05:53,214
What do you think?
903
01:06:08,097 --> 01:06:10,532
Carol...
904
01:06:15,104 --> 01:06:19,407
You are a beautiful
and very desirable woman.
905
01:06:20,609 --> 01:06:24,279
And you have a husband
who's dying to be with you.
906
01:06:24,413 --> 01:06:26,014
H-he said that?
907
01:06:26,016 --> 01:06:27,515
Yes.
908
01:06:28,584 --> 01:06:32,187
I cleaned up the language
a bit, but... Yes.
909
01:06:35,691 --> 01:06:37,325
I know!
910
01:06:39,495 --> 01:06:42,564
Let's go paint
your toenails.
911
01:06:44,100 --> 01:06:46,434
Then we'll wash your hair!
912
01:06:46,436 --> 01:06:50,105
My daughter, Jessie,
used to do those things for me.
913
01:06:50,107 --> 01:06:53,708
I'll make up for that
right now.
914
01:06:53,710 --> 01:06:55,343
Come on...
915
01:06:55,345 --> 01:06:58,213
Let's show that man of yours
what he's been missing.
916
01:06:58,215 --> 01:06:59,614
come on!
917
01:06:59,616 --> 01:07:01,583
okay!
918
01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:12,794
Sí, yeah, sí, sí.
919
01:07:12,796 --> 01:07:14,462
Okay.
920
01:07:14,464 --> 01:07:16,031
Sí, sí, sí.
921
01:07:16,033 --> 01:07:17,532
Sí, sí.
922
01:07:17,534 --> 01:07:20,101
To the left -- ooh,
right, right, right, right!
923
01:07:20,103 --> 01:07:21,736
Yes!!
924
01:07:21,738 --> 01:07:23,338
Sí.
I love that. Yes!
925
01:07:23,340 --> 01:07:25,540
Carol!
926
01:07:25,542 --> 01:07:28,343
How could you?!
In my own house?!
927
01:07:28,345 --> 01:07:32,714
And you, taquito --
We were supposed to be amigos!
928
01:07:32,716 --> 01:07:35,550
The loofah for
the scrubbing. The sc--
get out!
929
01:07:35,552 --> 01:07:37,519
Señor, is for the --
The bath. I was --
930
01:07:37,521 --> 01:07:39,521
Shut up-o.
I was scrubbing.
931
01:07:39,523 --> 01:07:41,222
Out!
Señor...
932
01:07:41,224 --> 01:07:42,590
Richie, Richie...
933
01:07:42,725 --> 01:07:45,326
really, I-it's --
It's not what you think.
934
01:07:46,730 --> 01:07:48,663
It's my own fault.
935
01:07:54,103 --> 01:07:56,638
Daddy!
936
01:07:56,640 --> 01:08:00,542
Daddy!
937
01:08:05,681 --> 01:08:07,715
Look at
all these earrings.
938
01:08:07,717 --> 01:08:08,817
It's hopeless.
939
01:08:08,819 --> 01:08:09,851
I'm sorry.
940
01:08:11,655 --> 01:08:13,488
The prom's in three days.
941
01:08:13,490 --> 01:08:16,124
Forget about
the cheer competition.
942
01:08:20,697 --> 01:08:22,330
I had it all.
943
01:08:24,133 --> 01:08:26,701
And I never really
appreciated it.
944
01:08:26,703 --> 01:08:29,437
I took everybody
for granted.
945
01:08:30,706 --> 01:08:34,576
And today, my dad walked in
on me and my mom in the tub.
946
01:08:35,611 --> 01:08:39,247
I think I may have
lost my job as gardener.
947
01:08:40,550 --> 01:08:43,384
You know, I'm kinda
sorry to say this,
948
01:08:43,386 --> 01:08:46,521
but... this has been
really fun.
949
01:08:49,559 --> 01:08:50,859
Yeah, right.
950
01:08:52,863 --> 01:08:55,296
Hey, babe, it's Jake.
951
01:08:55,298 --> 01:08:57,332
Listen, I got a half-hour
after wrestling.
952
01:08:57,334 --> 01:09:00,635
I can either take a shower
or I can come on over.
953
01:09:06,842 --> 01:09:08,877
too late, dude.
954
01:09:08,879 --> 01:09:10,845
She's with me right now.
955
01:09:10,847 --> 01:09:14,149
She says that my peepee's
way bigger than yours.
956
01:09:15,618 --> 01:09:17,652
And that's
if I fold it in half.
957
01:09:18,855 --> 01:09:20,488
Wha--
958
01:09:21,557 --> 01:09:23,591
No way!
959
01:09:23,593 --> 01:09:26,461
My god,
that was awesome, Spence.
960
01:09:26,463 --> 01:09:27,729
anytime.
961
01:09:32,736 --> 01:09:36,738
You know, I really thought
I was in love.
962
01:09:38,440 --> 01:09:40,675
How do you know for sure,
anyway?
963
01:09:41,710 --> 01:09:44,512
I think it's when
you find someone
964
01:09:44,514 --> 01:09:47,582
that you can really
be yourself with...
965
01:09:47,584 --> 01:09:50,318
Share anything...
You know?
966
01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:52,453
You mean like best friends?
967
01:09:52,455 --> 01:09:53,688
Yeah.
968
01:09:56,225 --> 01:09:58,626
Love's when
you can't even imagine
969
01:09:58,628 --> 01:10:01,896
what your life would be like
without that other person,
970
01:10:01,898 --> 01:10:06,334
when words don't come close to
how your heart really feels.
971
01:10:06,336 --> 01:10:09,571
And even though it doesn't
make sense to other people,
972
01:10:09,573 --> 01:10:11,773
you kn you're meant
to be together.
973
01:10:11,775 --> 01:10:15,543
And you spend all night
thinking about him.
974
01:10:15,545 --> 01:10:18,546
And in the morning,
you've never felt more rested.
975
01:10:18,548 --> 01:10:20,582
It's like you have to
grab on to something,
976
01:10:20,584 --> 01:10:23,418
'cause it seems like your whole
body's about to float away.
977
01:10:25,855 --> 01:10:27,522
Okay...
978
01:10:27,524 --> 01:10:29,390
what?
979
01:10:29,392 --> 01:10:30,592
I have an idea.
980
01:10:30,594 --> 01:10:31,759
What? What, what?
981
01:10:31,894 --> 01:10:33,828
Tell --
it might sound
kind of crazy.
982
01:10:33,830 --> 01:10:35,563
Tell me. Tell me.
What?
983
01:10:35,565 --> 01:10:39,601
Why don't you and I
go to the prom together?
984
01:10:41,737 --> 01:10:43,404
That would be awesome!
985
01:10:43,406 --> 01:10:45,340
Yeah!
Yeah!
986
01:10:45,342 --> 01:10:47,342
So cool!
987
01:10:47,344 --> 01:10:48,376
Aaah!
988
01:10:48,510 --> 01:10:49,611
Yeah!
989
01:10:49,613 --> 01:10:51,613
We'd make Jake so jealous.
990
01:10:51,615 --> 01:10:54,449
Yeah.
991
01:10:56,753 --> 01:10:58,586
I got to pee.
Ooh, I got to pee.
992
01:10:58,588 --> 01:10:59,854
Ooh.
993
01:11:01,291 --> 01:11:03,291
Hoo!
994
01:11:11,768 --> 01:11:13,735
Jeez!
995
01:11:13,869 --> 01:11:15,336
Sorry, I'll get that.
996
01:11:15,338 --> 01:11:16,571
Are you okay?
997
01:11:16,573 --> 01:11:17,605
I'll get it.
998
01:11:17,607 --> 01:11:19,907
Sorry.
999
01:11:29,519 --> 01:11:30,585
Jessica?
1000
01:11:32,421 --> 01:11:33,588
Jessica?!
1001
01:11:38,595 --> 01:11:40,361
Jessica!
1002
01:11:40,363 --> 01:11:41,996
Jessica.
1003
01:11:41,998 --> 01:11:44,899
Thank god.
1004
01:11:44,901 --> 01:11:46,968
I love you, baby.
1005
01:11:48,071 --> 01:11:49,971
I would do
anything for you.
1006
01:11:49,973 --> 01:11:51,572
yeah?
1007
01:11:54,077 --> 01:11:56,644
how much money you got?
1008
01:11:56,779 --> 01:11:57,879
What?
1009
01:11:57,881 --> 01:11:59,380
How much money you got?
1010
01:11:59,382 --> 01:12:00,848
Um...
1011
01:12:02,752 --> 01:12:03,718
About $40.
1012
01:12:05,754 --> 01:12:07,088
That your car?
1013
01:12:09,692 --> 01:12:11,326
It's my dad's.
1014
01:12:11,328 --> 01:12:12,794
You know that.
1015
01:12:12,796 --> 01:12:15,596
Yeah. Cool.
1016
01:12:15,598 --> 01:12:16,998
Give me the keys.
1017
01:12:20,637 --> 01:12:21,703
Thanks.
1018
01:12:23,373 --> 01:12:26,574
Hey, so,
w-what'd you say your name was?
1019
01:12:27,543 --> 01:12:28,676
Billy.
1020
01:12:28,678 --> 01:12:30,611
Yeah. Ooh.
1021
01:12:32,915 --> 01:12:35,483
Take it easy, Bobby.
1022
01:12:36,618 --> 01:12:38,119
it's "Billy."
1023
01:12:52,801 --> 01:12:54,135
Aaah!
1024
01:13:13,389 --> 01:13:14,756
Yeah.
1025
01:13:28,504 --> 01:13:29,704
Where's Jessica?
1026
01:13:29,838 --> 01:13:32,940
don't worry, miss Bernard.
1027
01:13:32,942 --> 01:13:34,475
She'll be here.
1028
01:13:49,191 --> 01:13:50,858
Hey.
1029
01:13:50,860 --> 01:13:53,761
I really
hope this works, Jessica.
1030
01:13:53,763 --> 01:13:56,197
Come on,
let's go kick some ass.
1031
01:13:56,199 --> 01:13:57,999
Okay.
1032
01:13:58,001 --> 01:13:59,734
Aah.!
1033
01:13:59,736 --> 01:14:01,736
Dude, there's Jessica.
1034
01:14:01,738 --> 01:14:03,471
Whatever.
1035
01:14:03,473 --> 01:14:05,072
Dude!
1036
01:14:07,143 --> 01:14:08,709
Number one!
1037
01:14:22,724 --> 01:14:24,725
She do love me.
1038
01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:53,020
Whoo-hoo!
1039
01:15:02,698 --> 01:15:04,765
The bees are coming!
The bees are coming!
1040
01:15:04,767 --> 01:15:05,967
Sting this!
1041
01:15:05,969 --> 01:15:07,802
That's you! That's you!
I see you!
1042
01:15:09,806 --> 01:15:11,205
Yeah!
1043
01:15:17,713 --> 01:15:19,714
- Whoa!
- Aaah!
1044
01:15:21,217 --> 01:15:22,517
Aaah!
1045
01:15:27,723 --> 01:15:28,923
Je--
1046
01:15:30,226 --> 01:15:31,926
Come on, man.
1047
01:15:42,237 --> 01:15:43,804
Ladies and gentlemen,
1048
01:15:43,806 --> 01:15:46,707
it appears the older gentleman
in the bee outfit
1049
01:15:46,709 --> 01:15:49,710
with the fake boobs
is the school janitor.
1050
01:15:49,712 --> 01:15:53,614
As per section 31c
of the rule book,
1051
01:15:53,616 --> 01:15:56,817
school employees
are allowed to be mascots.
1052
01:15:56,819 --> 01:15:59,153
Say hello
to your new champions --
1053
01:15:59,155 --> 01:16:01,222
The Bridgetown honeys!
1054
01:16:01,224 --> 01:16:03,224
aaah! Aaah! Aaah!
1055
01:16:05,727 --> 01:16:07,061
Aaah!
1056
01:16:07,063 --> 01:16:07,962
Yeah!
1057
01:16:07,964 --> 01:16:09,564
Yeah!
1058
01:16:09,566 --> 01:16:11,799
Aaah! Aaah!
Aaah! Aaah!
1059
01:16:16,271 --> 01:16:17,972
Whoo-hoo!
1060
01:16:42,298 --> 01:16:44,832
Here's
a bizarre story for you --
1061
01:16:44,834 --> 01:16:46,834
Police are now searching
for the hot chick bandit --
1062
01:16:46,836 --> 01:16:50,638
A beautiful young woman who
lures men into dark alleyways,
1063
01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:53,674
beats them senseless,
and takes their wallets.
1064
01:16:53,676 --> 01:16:55,643
Well, we thought
maybe she needed some help.
1065
01:16:55,645 --> 01:16:57,778
Yeah, we're helpful guys.
1066
01:16:57,780 --> 01:16:59,981
So we went into the alley, and
then she starts wailing on me.
1067
01:16:59,983 --> 01:17:02,650
And let me tell you --
She didn't hit like a girl.
1068
01:17:02,652 --> 01:17:05,119
Luckily, fitzy,
the good guy that he is --
1069
01:17:05,121 --> 01:17:08,222
He was hiding behind a dumpster
with a video camera.
1070
01:17:08,224 --> 01:17:10,291
Looks like she worked you over
pretty good.
1071
01:17:10,626 --> 01:17:12,727
Yeah, well,
don't get me wrong --
1072
01:17:12,729 --> 01:17:14,962
I got some shots in.
1073
01:17:25,742 --> 01:17:27,842
Why? God.
1074
01:17:27,844 --> 01:17:30,211
God, that hurt.
1075
01:17:34,851 --> 01:17:37,218
Why?!
1076
01:17:39,122 --> 01:17:42,390
Hi, it's April.
Leave me a message.
1077
01:17:42,392 --> 01:17:44,659
April, it's hildenburg.
1078
01:17:44,661 --> 01:17:47,194
I think I found Jessica's body.
It's in an alley outside a bar.
1079
01:17:47,196 --> 01:17:49,664
But we got to move fast,
because the police are
already looking for it.
1080
01:17:49,666 --> 01:17:50,831
Call me back.
1081
01:17:50,833 --> 01:17:52,233
Aaaahhh!
1082
01:18:24,066 --> 01:18:25,366
Jessica?
1083
01:18:32,208 --> 01:18:35,409
not now, booger.
1084
01:18:35,411 --> 01:18:37,078
I knew it!
1085
01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:39,113
Jessie, it is you!
1086
01:18:42,818 --> 01:18:44,752
How come you didn't
snitch on me?
1087
01:18:44,754 --> 01:18:46,320
'Cause you're my sister,
1088
01:18:46,322 --> 01:18:48,823
and I accept you
for who you are.
1089
01:18:50,392 --> 01:18:53,094
Come here.
1090
01:18:56,332 --> 01:18:58,299
You are such
a little weirdo.
1091
01:19:20,289 --> 01:19:21,789
Ooh...
1092
01:19:21,791 --> 01:19:24,225
Sweet as cand-y!
1093
01:19:24,227 --> 01:19:25,793
Ling-ling!
1094
01:19:27,797 --> 01:19:31,132
"L" to the "I"
to the "n" to the "g."
1095
01:19:32,435 --> 01:19:35,469
Ling-ling, you forgot
your bling-bling.
1096
01:19:35,471 --> 01:19:38,906
Mom...
you're ruining my life!
1097
01:19:40,208 --> 01:19:42,476
I just want
to meet you halfway.
1098
01:19:44,046 --> 01:19:46,213
Nigga, "prease"!
1099
01:19:56,057 --> 01:19:58,893
I wish my mama got me
some bling-bling.
1100
01:19:58,895 --> 01:20:00,995
Honey, if you don't
want her as your mama,
1101
01:20:00,997 --> 01:20:02,229
I'll take her.
1102
01:20:02,231 --> 01:20:04,064
Girl, please.
Girl, please.
1103
01:20:34,063 --> 01:20:35,496
You still think I have
a chance at prom queen?
1104
01:20:35,831 --> 01:20:36,997
No.
1105
01:20:36,999 --> 01:20:38,532
Okay.
1106
01:20:43,305 --> 01:20:44,405
Mom!
1107
01:20:45,874 --> 01:20:47,575
I'm sorry.
1108
01:20:47,577 --> 01:20:49,877
But why do you have to
keep embarrassing me
1109
01:20:49,879 --> 01:20:51,078
in front of my friends?
1110
01:20:53,382 --> 01:20:55,549
You're not ashamed of me.
1111
01:20:57,352 --> 01:21:00,287
You're really ashamed
of yourself.
1112
01:21:02,525 --> 01:21:03,591
Tell Lulu --
1113
01:21:03,593 --> 01:21:06,093
Easy on the chronic.
1114
01:21:28,651 --> 01:21:31,619
H-h-hi, Carol.
1115
01:21:33,521 --> 01:21:35,623
Jessica
didn't get ready here.
1116
01:21:37,659 --> 01:21:41,362
No. No, she hasn't
been here all week.
1117
01:21:44,901 --> 01:21:46,967
I knew it!
1118
01:21:46,969 --> 01:21:49,436
something is going on
with Jessica and April.
1119
01:21:49,438 --> 01:21:52,206
I'm gonna
get to the bottom of it.
1120
01:21:52,208 --> 01:21:55,643
If you ruin April's night,
I will have you put away.
1121
01:21:55,645 --> 01:21:57,344
Wh--
1122
01:21:57,479 --> 01:22:00,281
I-if you're not gonna help me,
I-I'm gonna do it myself.
1123
01:22:24,573 --> 01:22:26,140
I think this
is a good spot.
1124
01:22:27,543 --> 01:22:29,343
Jake's got to
come right by here.
1125
01:22:29,345 --> 01:22:31,578
I don't really care
about Jake anymore.
1126
01:22:31,580 --> 01:22:34,615
You shouldn't.
He's a jerk.
1127
01:22:34,617 --> 01:22:36,617
There's no one I'd rather
be with here tonight.
1128
01:22:38,520 --> 01:22:39,653
Me either.
1129
01:22:42,525 --> 01:22:46,026
April, you look
so beautiful tonight.
1130
01:22:46,028 --> 01:22:48,495
No one has ever been there
for me like you have.
1131
01:22:48,497 --> 01:22:50,531
You've always
been there for me.
1132
01:22:50,665 --> 01:22:54,568
Any guy would be so lucky to
have you as their girlfriend.
1133
01:22:54,570 --> 01:22:56,737
And I should know.
1134
01:22:56,739 --> 01:22:59,173
I've been a guy
for almost a week now.
1135
01:22:59,307 --> 01:23:02,543
And in that time, you have been
such a good friend to me.
1136
01:23:02,545 --> 01:23:05,446
I don't know how
I could ever thank you.
1137
01:23:05,448 --> 01:23:08,315
Ehhhh...
1138
01:23:11,186 --> 01:23:12,386
Here he comes.
1139
01:23:16,591 --> 01:23:19,059
That dress looks great.
1140
01:23:19,061 --> 01:23:21,628
Is it easy to get out of?
1141
01:23:32,240 --> 01:23:32,706
God.
1142
01:23:32,708 --> 01:23:34,341
Aaah!
1143
01:23:40,515 --> 01:23:43,384
I am so lesbian
right now.
1144
01:23:46,789 --> 01:23:49,556
We totally nailed him.
1145
01:23:49,558 --> 01:23:51,592
Jake is so jealous.
1146
01:23:51,594 --> 01:23:54,128
He spilled his drink
all over his date.
1147
01:23:54,130 --> 01:23:56,630
You should've seen it.
1148
01:24:00,335 --> 01:24:03,470
We already got him, honey.
He can't see us anym--
1149
01:24:08,710 --> 01:24:10,377
Spence, I love you.
1150
01:24:10,379 --> 01:24:13,047
I love you, too, April.
1151
01:24:13,049 --> 01:24:16,283
If you weren't holding on
to me right now...
1152
01:24:16,285 --> 01:24:17,584
I'd float away.
1153
01:24:19,054 --> 01:24:21,722
You're my best friend,
and now you're a guy.
1154
01:24:21,724 --> 01:24:24,458
It's meant to be.
1155
01:24:29,631 --> 01:24:32,066
April...
1156
01:24:32,068 --> 01:24:34,535
You don't need me
or any guy
1157
01:24:34,669 --> 01:24:37,471
to make you feel
beautiful and special...
1158
01:24:37,473 --> 01:24:39,640
Because you are.
1159
01:24:39,642 --> 01:24:43,610
You are the greatest girl
in the whole world.
1160
01:24:45,313 --> 01:24:47,748
You are all you need.
1161
01:24:47,750 --> 01:24:51,752
I know it's crazy,
but I can't help it.
1162
01:24:51,754 --> 01:24:53,754
I'm in love with you,
Spence.
1163
01:25:23,384 --> 01:25:24,651
April...
1164
01:25:26,754 --> 01:25:28,589
You gonna be okay?
1165
01:25:28,591 --> 01:25:30,557
I'm sorry.
1166
01:25:30,692 --> 01:25:32,292
Don't be.
1167
01:25:35,663 --> 01:25:38,132
We're not gonna let
a little thing like...
1168
01:25:38,134 --> 01:25:40,767
Me turning into a man
and you wanting to be with me
1169
01:25:40,769 --> 01:25:43,203
get in the way
of our friendship, are we?
1170
01:25:51,713 --> 01:25:53,914
I'm in love with Billy.
1171
01:25:55,884 --> 01:25:58,252
And if I'm gonna be
stuck like this forever,
1172
01:25:58,254 --> 01:26:02,656
he's just gonna have to
accept me as I am --
1173
01:26:02,658 --> 01:26:05,225
A man.
1174
01:26:09,297 --> 01:26:11,665
That's my man.
1175
01:26:14,503 --> 01:26:16,637
I think I know
who's in Jessica's body.
1176
01:26:17,740 --> 01:26:19,773
And I know
where we can find him.
1177
01:26:19,775 --> 01:26:22,276
Let's find Jessica
and get out of here.
1178
01:26:22,278 --> 01:26:25,746
Hildenburg,
you know what to do.
1179
01:26:25,748 --> 01:26:27,381
Come on.
1180
01:26:36,291 --> 01:26:37,624
Aah!
1181
01:26:42,697 --> 01:26:44,264
Come on.
1182
01:26:44,266 --> 01:26:46,333
That's a huge bitch.
1183
01:26:46,335 --> 01:26:48,302
I didn't see it coming.
1184
01:26:48,304 --> 01:26:50,671
No way, man.
1185
01:26:50,673 --> 01:26:52,873
scoot. He's mine.
1186
01:26:52,875 --> 01:26:54,708
Boy,
I don't think so.
1187
01:26:54,710 --> 01:26:55,709
Aah!
1188
01:26:57,379 --> 01:26:59,746
get away!
1189
01:26:59,748 --> 01:27:01,281
Billy...
1190
01:27:01,283 --> 01:27:03,684
It's me -- Jessica.
1191
01:27:05,853 --> 01:27:07,821
It's always been me.
1192
01:27:07,823 --> 01:27:09,423
Mister...
1193
01:27:09,425 --> 01:27:10,958
You're freaking me out.
1194
01:27:10,960 --> 01:27:13,627
You know how
when I touch you there,
1195
01:27:13,629 --> 01:27:15,696
it makes your whole leg
tingle?
1196
01:27:15,698 --> 01:27:17,831
And when
I touch you here...
1197
01:27:21,703 --> 01:27:24,738
No. No.
No, it can't be.
1198
01:27:24,740 --> 01:27:27,341
Do you remember
after the homecoming game...
1199
01:27:27,343 --> 01:27:30,677
After you threw the winning pass
to beat carlmont,
1200
01:27:30,679 --> 01:27:32,913
you and I went
behind the scoreboard and...
1201
01:27:50,532 --> 01:27:53,333
You got to believe me.
1202
01:27:55,370 --> 01:27:59,706
Silly... billy... nilly.
1203
01:28:01,442 --> 01:28:03,010
Just close your eyes.
1204
01:28:03,012 --> 01:28:06,413
You'll know it's me.
1205
01:28:27,536 --> 01:28:29,636
I can't!
I can't do it!
1206
01:28:29,638 --> 01:28:31,605
You always said you'd love me
no matter what.
1207
01:28:31,607 --> 01:28:34,875
Bu-- I --
You're a 30-year-old dude!
1208
01:28:34,877 --> 01:28:36,610
Just on the outside!
1209
01:28:37,879 --> 01:28:39,579
Billy!
1210
01:28:39,581 --> 01:28:41,048
bil--
1211
01:28:41,050 --> 01:28:42,582
We found your body.
1212
01:28:46,587 --> 01:28:48,689
It'll be fine.
Are you sure
she's all right?
1213
01:28:48,691 --> 01:28:49,756
I'm sure everything's
gonna be fine.
Booger!
1214
01:28:49,758 --> 01:28:51,058
Booger, hurry up!
1215
01:28:51,060 --> 01:28:52,859
Come on, buddy!
1216
01:28:52,861 --> 01:28:54,761
You got to learn to
run in those heels
if you're gonna wear them.
1217
01:29:14,917 --> 01:29:16,616
shit!
1218
01:29:22,690 --> 01:29:25,559
I knew it was gonna be
a good night.
1219
01:29:25,561 --> 01:29:27,361
God.
1220
01:29:27,363 --> 01:29:28,895
Thanks, hildenburg.
1221
01:29:28,897 --> 01:29:31,465
I want my body back
right now!
1222
01:29:31,467 --> 01:29:34,835
Well, finders keepers,
sweetheart.
1223
01:29:38,106 --> 01:29:40,974
How dare you?! Do you know what
this could do to my lungs?!
1224
01:29:42,644 --> 01:29:44,511
You give me that earring!
Give me that earring!
1225
01:29:44,645 --> 01:29:45,912
You give me that earring.
1226
01:29:45,914 --> 01:29:48,048
Give it to me. Give it.
Give it to me.
1227
01:29:48,050 --> 01:29:49,616
Okay. Okay, okay, okay.
1228
01:29:49,618 --> 01:29:52,018
Sit down.
Calm down. Calm down.
1229
01:29:52,020 --> 01:29:53,687
I'll make you a deal,
okay?
1230
01:29:53,689 --> 01:29:55,922
Now...
1231
01:29:55,924 --> 01:29:58,825
Just let me make another
500 bucks tonight, okay?
1232
01:29:58,827 --> 01:30:01,695
And then I'll give you
your body back
1233
01:30:01,697 --> 01:30:03,830
'cause it's
so important to you.
1234
01:30:03,832 --> 01:30:06,400
"I'm crying about my body."
1235
01:30:06,534 --> 01:30:08,468
And then...
1236
01:30:08,470 --> 01:30:10,704
You can just loan it to me
every other weekend
1237
01:30:10,706 --> 01:30:12,906
and -- so I can pay off
some gambling debts.
1238
01:30:13,040 --> 01:30:15,776
Weekends --
Loan you my body.
1239
01:30:17,146 --> 01:30:18,712
I want my body back!
1240
01:30:18,714 --> 01:30:21,114
Give me my body back!
1241
01:30:21,116 --> 01:30:22,449
Give --
1242
01:30:23,117 --> 01:30:24,518
Hey...
1243
01:30:24,520 --> 01:30:26,686
Look at me.
1244
01:30:26,688 --> 01:30:28,688
I'm only gonna
tell you this once --
1245
01:30:28,690 --> 01:30:32,125
No strangling the dancers
or you are out of here!
1246
01:30:32,127 --> 01:30:34,428
Now, can't you read?
1247
01:30:42,204 --> 01:30:44,037
Now, this is more like it.
1248
01:30:46,107 --> 01:30:48,442
I got to hit the head.
1249
01:30:53,649 --> 01:30:55,649
hey, don't worry.
1250
01:30:55,651 --> 01:30:57,584
We're gonna get him.
1251
01:31:03,691 --> 01:31:04,724
Hey, babe.
1252
01:31:04,726 --> 01:31:06,560
sweetheart.
1253
01:31:06,562 --> 01:31:08,028
Hey...
1254
01:31:09,030 --> 01:31:10,630
No way!
1255
01:31:10,632 --> 01:31:13,500
Jessica?!
This is where you've been?
1256
01:31:14,670 --> 01:31:16,770
I want a dance from you!
1257
01:31:16,772 --> 01:31:17,904
Ye-e-e!
1258
01:31:17,906 --> 01:31:18,872
Mar--
1259
01:31:23,979 --> 01:31:28,215
So, dancing naked
must be fun?
1260
01:31:28,217 --> 01:31:30,717
Yeah, sure...
1261
01:31:30,719 --> 01:31:32,018
Why wouldn't it be?
1262
01:31:32,153 --> 01:31:34,254
Where do you keep
your weed, though?
1263
01:31:38,560 --> 01:31:40,660
Ohhhh.
1264
01:31:40,662 --> 01:31:43,263
That's good.
1265
01:31:43,598 --> 01:31:46,566
I don't have one of those.
1266
01:31:46,568 --> 01:31:48,502
Sure.
1267
01:32:03,252 --> 01:32:04,951
Bye, Spence.
1268
01:32:07,188 --> 01:32:09,823
You'll always be
my best friend.
1269
01:32:09,825 --> 01:32:11,625
Forever.
1270
01:32:26,675 --> 01:32:28,108
Billy?
1271
01:32:28,110 --> 01:32:29,709
Hi, Mrs. Spencer.
1272
01:32:30,845 --> 01:32:32,846
Mr. Spencer.
1273
01:32:32,848 --> 01:32:34,814
How's it going, booger?
1274
01:32:38,020 --> 01:32:40,587
This isn't the prom.
1275
01:32:40,589 --> 01:32:41,888
My god.
1276
01:32:45,627 --> 01:32:46,793
anything yet?
1277
01:32:46,795 --> 01:32:48,795
No.
1278
01:32:51,766 --> 01:32:53,733
There you go!
Come on, shake it!
1279
01:32:53,735 --> 01:32:55,168
Whoo! You naughty
little honeybee.
1280
01:32:55,303 --> 01:32:56,303
Yes, you are!
1281
01:32:57,071 --> 01:32:59,673
Ho! Whoo!
1282
01:33:01,577 --> 01:33:02,676
Anything yet?
1283
01:33:02,810 --> 01:33:03,710
No.
1284
01:33:03,712 --> 01:33:06,346
I'm all right.
I'm o--
1285
01:33:25,067 --> 01:33:27,267
hey, buddy?
How about a lap dance?
1286
01:33:39,748 --> 01:33:42,182
Hey! Can't you read?!
1287
01:33:42,316 --> 01:33:44,250
Monday night's gay night.
1288
01:33:50,658 --> 01:33:51,791
What?
1289
01:33:55,397 --> 01:33:56,963
It's me?
1290
01:33:58,800 --> 01:33:59,866
Really?
1291
01:34:04,406 --> 01:34:05,839
It is!
1292
01:34:05,841 --> 01:34:07,107
It really is!
1293
01:34:17,019 --> 01:34:18,218
Aaah!
1294
01:34:30,431 --> 01:34:31,865
Taquito?
1295
01:34:36,904 --> 01:34:38,304
It's really you.
1296
01:34:46,414 --> 01:34:48,782
Billy.
1297
01:34:52,454 --> 01:34:55,188
Listen, I...
I'm so so--
1298
01:34:55,190 --> 01:34:56,723
Doesn't matter.
1299
01:34:56,725 --> 01:34:58,291
Nothing matters.
1300
01:34:58,293 --> 01:35:00,827
I don't care about the other
girl I took to the prom.
1301
01:35:00,829 --> 01:35:02,028
I don't care
what Jake thinks.
1302
01:35:02,030 --> 01:35:04,164
I don't care
that you took my money,
1303
01:35:04,166 --> 01:35:05,899
stole my dad's car,
1304
01:35:05,901 --> 01:35:07,867
and... tried to run me
down with it.
1305
01:35:07,869 --> 01:35:08,868
No, I --
1306
01:35:08,870 --> 01:35:10,470
None of that matters.
1307
01:35:13,742 --> 01:35:15,341
I'll even try
to find a way
1308
01:35:15,343 --> 01:35:19,012
to get over your new job
as an exotic dancer.
1309
01:35:24,752 --> 01:35:26,052
Billy...
1310
01:35:26,054 --> 01:35:27,487
Do you feel that?
1311
01:35:29,490 --> 01:35:32,292
You are the only boy
who makes my heart
1312
01:35:32,294 --> 01:35:35,762
beat faster and slower
at the same time.
1313
01:35:57,252 --> 01:35:59,753
I'm not pressing charges.
1314
01:36:13,267 --> 01:36:16,269
Hey, you better get back
onstage, little lady.
1315
01:36:16,271 --> 01:36:18,905
The only place
this little lady is going
1316
01:36:18,907 --> 01:36:21,508
is home
with me and my wife.
1317
01:36:21,842 --> 01:36:24,778
Hey, what kind of a place do you
think I'm running here, pal?!
1318
01:36:24,780 --> 01:36:26,846
Class valedictorian --
1319
01:36:26,848 --> 01:36:29,249
Keecia "ling-ling" Jackson.
1320
01:36:31,486 --> 01:36:33,153
First of all,
1321
01:36:33,155 --> 01:36:36,856
I'd like to say I'm very proud
to be half Korean.
1322
01:36:36,858 --> 01:36:39,159
Thank you, honey!
1323
01:36:39,293 --> 01:36:40,794
But don't forget --
1324
01:36:40,796 --> 01:36:43,563
You're also
one-quarter Jewish!
1325
01:36:43,565 --> 01:36:45,932
Mazel tov, baby!
1326
01:36:45,934 --> 01:36:47,400
Shalom!
1327
01:36:54,543 --> 01:36:56,576
wait! Wait!
1328
01:37:03,819 --> 01:37:05,852
Hey, how's it going?
1329
01:37:05,854 --> 01:37:07,487
Hey, thanks
for helping me out, man.
1330
01:37:07,489 --> 01:37:09,255
You're a good man.
You're a good guy.
1331
01:37:22,270 --> 01:37:23,570
Aaaahhh!
1332
01:39:26,961 --> 01:39:28,227
Action!
1333
01:39:28,229 --> 01:39:30,964
Okay, let's think.
1334
01:39:30,966 --> 01:39:34,167
What could have
caused this?
1335
01:39:38,173 --> 01:39:40,306
No clue.
1336
01:39:40,308 --> 01:39:43,276
I mean, my house is built on
an old Indian burial ground --
1337
01:39:43,278 --> 01:39:46,045
Sorry.
Let's try again.
1338
01:39:46,047 --> 01:39:48,114
Okay, let's think.
1339
01:39:48,116 --> 01:39:50,683
What could have
caused this?
1340
01:39:57,592 --> 01:39:59,258
Sorry.
1341
01:40:00,294 --> 01:40:02,495
Okay, let's think.
1342
01:40:02,497 --> 01:40:04,731
What could have
caused this?
1343
01:40:04,733 --> 01:40:07,433
no clue.
1344
01:40:11,639 --> 01:40:13,573
One more time.
1345
01:40:13,575 --> 01:40:16,042
What could have
caused this?
1346
01:40:26,588 --> 01:40:28,488
okay, one more time.
1347
01:40:29,557 --> 01:40:31,190
Okay, let's think.
1348
01:40:31,192 --> 01:40:33,326
What could have
caused this?
1349
01:40:37,664 --> 01:40:39,065
okay.
1350
01:40:39,067 --> 01:40:40,633
Okay, one more time.
I'm ready.
1351
01:40:54,815 --> 01:40:56,616
okay, I'll get it.
1352
01:40:56,618 --> 01:40:58,618
I'm used to it.
1353
01:41:05,559 --> 01:41:08,194
I've got cheerleading practice,
the prom.
1354
01:41:12,567 --> 01:41:14,634
H-hang on.
1355
01:41:14,636 --> 01:41:16,235
Action!
1356
01:41:17,204 --> 01:41:19,672
no clue.
1357
01:41:23,578 --> 01:41:24,811
Cut!
1358
01:41:25,780 --> 01:41:27,647
Action!
1359
01:41:27,649 --> 01:41:30,216
no clue.
1360
01:41:30,350 --> 01:41:33,586
I mean, my house is built
on an old Indian burial ground.
1361
01:41:37,724 --> 01:41:38,825
Sorr--
1362
01:41:38,827 --> 01:41:41,661
Aha! Here we go.
1363
01:41:41,663 --> 01:41:42,762
Sorry.
1364
01:41:44,364 --> 01:41:45,665
Action!
1365
01:41:45,667 --> 01:41:47,366
No clue.
1366
01:41:49,871 --> 01:41:51,704
I mean --
1367
01:41:51,706 --> 01:41:53,606
sorry.
I'll get through it.
1368
01:41:53,608 --> 01:41:56,275
Aaah! Here we go.
I'm sorry. Give me that.
1369
01:41:56,277 --> 01:41:57,877
Aaah!
1370
01:41:57,879 --> 01:42:01,747
Are you saying...
1371
01:42:01,749 --> 01:42:04,417
People think I'm perfect?
1372
01:42:09,691 --> 01:42:12,692
Are you saying...
1373
01:42:12,694 --> 01:42:14,894
People think I'm perfect?
1374
01:42:20,668 --> 01:42:21,801
Sorry.
1375
01:42:23,604 --> 01:42:26,672
Are you saying...
1376
01:42:26,674 --> 01:42:29,308
People think I'm perfect?
1377
01:42:35,817 --> 01:42:38,251
Okay.
Okay.
1378
01:42:38,253 --> 01:42:39,585
Then we got it?
1379
01:42:39,587 --> 01:42:41,454
I think we got it.
All right.